Joke: Are you home?

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.

Another day

Joke: Hell of Life

A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that

Popular Nigerian Actor’s Secret Sex Fantasy Exposed

Here is what the slimly built father of three disclosed:

My name is Hafeez Oyetoro. I am from Iseyin, Oyo State. My primary and secondary education was in Iseyin and I had my first degree in Dramatic Arts at the University of Ife, now Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU). I had my Masters’ degree in

Oyakhilome Inc: Investigation shows Pastor Chris with secret companies, questionable deals [DETAILS]

                                                           go and do exploits...

An investigation by Premium Times has unveiled complex business dealings by pentecostal pastor, entrepreneur and President of Believer’s LoveWorld Inc (popularly known as Christ Embassy), Pastor Chris Oyakhilome.

Excerpts from the lengthy report indicate that the controversial figure (fondly called ‘Pastor Chris’) has employed financial fronts, and taken advantage of tax havens in the Carribeans to extend an already publicly impressive wealth profile. In addition, some directors in the unveiled companies hold shares on behalf of the pastor’s now teenage daughters, Carolyn and Sharon.

According to the report:

10-year-old girl gives birth to a baby girl in colombia

A 10-year-old Colombian girl has sparked outrage after becoming one of the world’s youngest ever mothers by giving birth to a healthy daughter.

The girl, a member of an indigenous tribe called the Wayuu who

Paul Okoye welcomes new baby

Nigerian music star Paul Okoye of P-Square group girlfriend, Anita, has put to bed. Anita was reported to have given birth to a baby boy in the United States yesterday.

We also gathered that Paul traveled to America to meet his girlfriend on Monday. The baby boy has been christened Andre.

Both the mother and child are in good health. congratulation to the okoye’s.

Video: My Oga At The Top remix... Hicee ft. NSCDC

This would be our last post on this issue. The joke is really turning into something else.

Barcelona fan beheads friend for supporting Real Madrid

Outside of Spain, few places in the world can boast more fervent support of Barcelona and Real Madrid than Iraq.

In Iraqi Kurdistan, some 3,5000 miles from the action, locals are obsessed with La Liga’s two biggest teams. When they face each other in El Clasico, bars and coffee houses are segregated between rivals fans and police presence is increased as people celebrate, commiserate and fight long into the night.

According to a report in Baghdad newspaper Al Zaman, carried by Spanish newspaper Sport, passion between rival fans spilled over into violence and murder this week.

Video of The Day: My Oga At The Top Freestyle, Skales ft. Sarz

Skales and Sarz are out with a new freeestyle titled my oga at the top. Listen and laugh

(Photo)-2face&Annie recieve SUV+Governor Akpabio defends wedding gifts

The governor released a press statement regarding the controversy surrounding his wedding giftto 2face and Annie.

Below is the official statement.
Following spurious and false speculations in the social media concerning the wedding gift by Governor Godswill Akpabio to Mrs. Annie Innocent Idibia, née Macaulay, I wish to state as follows:
 That the Governor of Akwa Ibom State Chief Godswill Akpabio, donated ONE Prado jeep to Mrs. Annie Innocent Idibia, nee Macaulay a daughter of Akwa Ibom State and renowned artist during her traditional marriage at Eket.

Youth corper asked to leave NYSC camp for refusing to wear trousers

Read this report from Vanguard and tell us what you think.

Reactions have started trailing the decamping of 2013 Batch A, female corps member, Ms Tolu Ekundayo, by the National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, Ogun State for wearing skirt at the Shagamu orientation camp.

In a press conference organised by Ekundayo’s church, Faith Revival Apostolic Church, FRAC, in Lagos, the expelled corps member  said she was asked to leave the camp at about 11.00pm on March 8, 2013 by the Ogun State NYSC Co-ordinator, for her refusal to put on trousers.

She explained that

New Movie Premiere: Oga At The Top

Entertainment Nigeria in conduction with Channels TV and Nollywood Ent. presents this bestseller titled OGA ON TOP.
Watch Out: coming to a cinema near you.
{we only joking pls ***winks***}

40-year old mother pregnant for son, ready to marry him

A 40 –year old mother and her son may be considered to have done the unthinkable by falling in love with each other. And now they want to marry since the mom, is six months pregnant and expecting her

son's first child.

Mbereko, who was widowed 12 years ago, has been cohabiting with her first child, Farai Mbereko (23). She confirms that she is six months pregnant and that she has decided it is better to "marry" her son because she does not want to marry her late husband's young brothers, whom she says are coveting her.

30 Facts About The New Pope

The new Supreme Pontif of the 1.2 billion-member Catholic Church is Pope Francis I. His historic election came on wednesday 13th march 2013 at the end of the conclave of 115 cardinals.

Entertainment Nigeria

brings to you 30 facts about the new pope.

1. His real name is Jorge Mario Bergoglio

2. He is 76-years-old

Joke of The Day: First Time Sex Ecstasy

Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. 
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. 

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. 
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. 
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" 

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. 
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. 
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." 
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist"

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